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Why Pokémon Go Is Taking Over Gaming

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In early July 2016, a new gaming app, Pokemon Go, appeared online and it’s taking the gaming world by storm. Why? Who knows. We’ve never figured out what the Pokemon craze was EVER about. So, we took to the web to clear up the mystery. We’re no closer than when we started…
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‘It’s Like Being A Kid Again!”

Millennials have a clear memory of Pokemon dominating their lives as soon as it suddenly appeared in 1996. Unfortunately, they don’t remember that collecting Pokemon cards sent their parents to the poor house. Pokemon Go In App Purchases should bring that one home. Ah. Revenge is sweet…
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“It’s Bringing People Together”

Pokemon Go can’t be played effectively from the couch. It’s meant to get gamers out of the house and mingling with dozens, hundreds, even thousands of other gaming nerds who, otherwise, would have no social life at all…
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“It’s Like Being In The Movies!”

Before Pokemon was a game, it was a huge movie franchise that kids somehow weren’t confused by. Adults had no clue, but did it matter? What other movies could distract kids for a few hours, bringing parents some blessed relief?
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“Everywhere Is A Tourism Destination!”

Pokemon Go, in just one short week, has increased visitation by locals to facilities suffering from low attendance all over the globe. Especially hospital emergency rooms…
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“We All Have Something To Live For!”

A common malaise suffered by the X/Y generation is an overwhelming sense of, “What For?” in answer to the admonition that you must struggle to achieve in this life. Finally, these kids have a goal: Find MewTwo or Die Trying!
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“The Technology Is Mind Blowing!”

Pokemon Go is a brilliant idea. Advances in Augmented Reality (AR) make it possible to spot characters right on your phone with such realism, many players absentmindedly reach out to touch them. Unfortunately, that goes for Crotch Shots too…
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“It’s Good For Other Industries!”

Lots of other revenue producing industries have been given an economic boost with the sudden takeover of Pokemon Go. Like, the food, national park and recreational businesses. And, oh yeah, the ambulance chasing lawyers union…
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“The Legendary Birds Are In The Code!”

For those who think Pokemon Go is just a shameless runaround, designed to sap wallets of spare IAP budgets, the answer is: Pikachu! Code breakers have found the source and the hunt is on, worldwide. But, first, you have to achieve Level 5. Maybe after pay day…
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“Where Is MewTwo?”

As of Press Time, the rarest Pokemon Go character, MewTwo, has yet to be found. Imagine the bragging rights of the nerd who finally captures this most elusive creature of all. Most likely after a bank account busting record is set as soon as the threshold for “most expensive game in history” is established. Any day now…
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